Something to laugh about (MONSTER RX QUOTES)

Monster rx's cool quotes gone wrong: Read on and get a good laugh. Killer for Monday blues!

Thanks to Earvin!!!



1. Kung bilugan ang mukha mo, wag kang masyadong ngingiti baka mapagkalamalan kang yahoo messenger!

2. It’s hard to belong with someone else when the right flirt comes along!

3. Praise the lord not the drug lord!

4. Aanhin pa ang damo kung ang alaga mo ay baboy!

5. Aanhin pa ang guwapo kung mas malandi pa sa’yo!

6. Do not do unto others what you can do for today!

7. Walang mahinhin na bading sa macho dancer na gumigiling!

8. If at first you don’t succeed then parashooting is not for you!

9. Daig ng madaya ang maaga!

10. Ang di marunong sa pinanggalingan na-ha-hack!

11. A condom a day keeps a baby away!

12. Bato bato sa langit ang tamaan durog!

13. Aanhin pa ang damo kung sementado na ang garden mo!

14. Try and try until you success.

15. Mahirap labanan ang katamaran kasi nakakatamad!

16. Roses are red, violets are blue. If your parents say you’re beautiful, they’re lying to you.

17. Walang kai-kaibigan pag agawan ng jowa ang pinaguusapan.

18. Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling jowa, sa bath house naglipana!

19. Nahuhuli ang isda sa bibig ng bakla.

20. An estrogen pill a day keeps the balbas a day.

21. Wag kang ganon kung ayaw mo ng ganon.

22. Honesty is the best excuse!

23. Kapag binato ka ng bato, batuhin mo ng ham and cheese croissant!

24. Your IQ results came back, its negative!

25. Behind this flat chest is a big heart!

26.I am better than your next, hotter than your ex!

27. There’s something wrong in your face, it’s your face!

28. I was born a pessimist. My blood type, negatibe B.

29. If you are against gay marriage, blame it on straight couples. They’re the ones who give birth to gay babies.

30. Dont get me wrong coz I know you are wrong not me!